Something Funny To Write In The Card Something Funny To Write On A Vday Card?

Something funny to write on a vday card? - something funny to write in the card

theres this girl I just met those. a friend of a friend. shes a cool girl and I'm really into it. I think they know, but I have no idea what he thinks of me. it is a joke as much as I wanted to write vday card with something really funny and sarcastic, not soft. shes the kind of girl who says he hates Valentine's Day.

Ideas? Thank you!